Germaphobia

You'd have to be an idiot to be a germaphobe. Because if you weren't (an idiot) and you were (a germaphobe), you'd never leave the house. Because you'd know that germs, the grossest germs you can imagine, are everywhere.

Yesterday: I walk by a cafe and through the window I see a fat man wiping his sweaty brow with a napkin. Then he puts the napkin, sweat-side down, on the table. Now, you know that a couple of minutes later, some unsuspecting person is going to sit down at that table and their forearms will be wallowing in this guy's salty essence.

So just get over it. You've got an immune system - use it.