Nemesis

Generally, I oppose wasting time generating negative energy by thinking about nemeses. But I reckon I've amassed a few in my years. One is Jenn Tuthill. She called me a "fucking American" and hit me. And she made up a story about how I tried to woo her by providing her with a semi-naked picture of myself (as if I have anything but totally naked pictures on hand). She laughs all the time, basically in response to any stimulus. And she apparently sounds like a marine mammal when she laughs, because once when she was laughing at the TV, her mom, who was in the other room, thought she was watching a documentary about seals.