"Monogamous friendship"
Talked to my man JT back home in the 617 tonight. He has a steady girlfriend. They've been dating for about a year. Curiously, she doesn't agree that they're dating. She says they have a "monogamous friendship". This is an interesting concept. Perhaps to make a link to the "nemesis" strain of a few days ago, I want to go on record as saying I'm in a polyamourous relationship with all my enemies; you can hate them, too. I won't be jealous.
posted by Jason at 7:26 PM
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i've made a commitment to being committed to non-commitment - jt
I've embarked on the relationship of my dreams...friends with benefits. It's perfect! I never realized the secret to friendifits is _not wanting to see the other person very often_. Hence, I'm now sleeping--every few weeks--with someone who is not datable, yet very good in bed. If it ended, I wouldn't be sad. If it keeps going, I get quality action. It's the laziest kind of open relationship, because I don't give a care who he sleeps with. Genius. Why wasn't I doing this is college? Oh yeah, because I got no action in college.
Come to think, there was that one time I did get action...and it WAS friendifits! But it was all guiltridden and not really that great because he had a girlfriend.
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